bricorama:

In honor of starting my new internship.

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"People get really irritated by mental illness. ‘Just fucking get it together! Suck it up, man!’ I had a breakdown, and a spiritual friend came to visit me in the psych ward. And they said, ‘You need to get out of here. Because this is the story you’re telling yourself. You know, Patch Adams has this great work-group camp where you can learn how to really celebrate life.’ It’s something people are so powerless over, and so often they want to make it your fault. It’s nobody fault. I started thinking of suicide when I was 10 years old—I can’t believe that that’s somebody’s fault. Like, ‘Oh, you’re just an attention getter.’ Mental illness isn’t seen as an illness, it’s seen as a choice…. I have a joke about how people don’t talk about mental illness the way they do other regular illnesses. ‘Well, apparently Jeff has cancer. Uh, I have cancer. We all have cancer. You go to chemotherapy you get it taken care of, am I right? You get back to work.’ Or: ‘I was dating this chick, and three months in, she tells me that she wears glasses, and she’s been wearing contact lenses all this time. She needs help seeing. I was like, listen, I’m not into all that Western medicine shit. If you want to see, then work at it. Figure out how not to be so myopic. You know?’"

- Maria Bamford (via beautysupremes)

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Forgot someone

Forgot someone

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The Maria Bamford Show!

Maria Bamford: I've been leaving my mom messages on her answering machine from the baby jesus..
Her Mom: Sweetie, will you stop leaving me those messages?
Maria Bamford: What messages?
Her Mom: The ones from the baby Jesus.
Maria Bamford: Baby Jesus is leaving you messages? You better call him back.
4 months ago 22 notes

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5 months ago 170 notes

queen-of-everything:

This lady is my jam

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thingsisawthatilove:

Maria Bamford’s fat old pug dog Blossom died. The comedy world mourns.

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“Lots of people have told me that I’m too negative, too dark, too sensitive and I need to take a walk on the sunny side of the street, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned after years of struggling with panic, anxiety, and ongoing depression, it’s that there’s plenty of us over here, on the side of the street where it’s consistently overcast”

“Lots of people have told me that I’m too negative, too dark, too sensitive and I need to take a walk on the sunny side of the street, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned after years of struggling with panic, anxiety, and ongoing depression, it’s that there’s plenty of us over here, on the side of the street where it’s consistently overcast”

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redsuspenders:

Zach Galifianakis reenacts a famous scene from ‘When Harry Met Sally’ 

10 months ago 99 notes

verylittleanswers:

Am I handsome now?

11 months ago 11 notes