- Maria Bamford (via beautysupremes)
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| Maria Bamford: I've been leaving my mom messages on her answering machine from the baby jesus.. |
| Her Mom: Sweetie, will you stop leaving me those messages? |
| Maria Bamford: What messages? |
| Her Mom: The ones from the baby Jesus. |
| Maria Bamford: Baby Jesus is leaving you messages? You better call him back. |
Maria Bamford’s fat old pug dog Blossom died. The comedy world mourns.
“Lots of people have told me that I’m too negative, too dark, too sensitive and I need to take a walk on the sunny side of the street, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned after years of struggling with panic, anxiety, and ongoing depression, it’s that there’s plenty of us over here, on the side of the street where it’s consistently overcast”
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Zach Galifianakis reenacts a famous scene from ‘When Harry Met Sally’